10. I have a private island. Wanna see it?
9. Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can't I stop dazzling people?
7. Hi, I'm Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.
6. I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
5. I'm an addict. Will you be my heroin?
4. Have you been drinking? Or do I intoxicate you?
3. Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.
2. My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it's Me + You.
1. Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
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haha i love that 2nd line.. haha i want that printed on my shirt.. hahaha :)
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